blame it on asthma.

We ran out of apple juice about 2 days ago. I am blaming my baby’s asthma for my failure to go to the store (and for being late to bible study and for not finishing the laundry and for not returning phone calls and for…) It’s amazing how many things I have found to blame on asthma. It’s been great. Not the asthma, but the blaming. People are lenient on a mom who has a baby with asthma. Between you and me, it’s not been that bad…initially its a bit scary, but once he saw the doctor and got his medicine, he still plays like normal and eats like normal and sleeps like normal. I guess our days have been pretty normal in the midst of the asthma. Except for the 10 minutes 3 times a day that I have to sit with him and give him his breathing treatment with the nebulizer, our routine hasn’t actually changed at all. But its been a great excuse to be lazy without feeling guilty.

Nebulizer? My spell check doesn’t recognize this word. (and I just spelled ‘spell check’ wrong, by the way). Neb-u-li-zer. Right? Ok, now I’m laughing. Did I make the word up? Could it really be called a nebulizer? I hear a deep, slow and dramatic voice echoing in my head “I will use my galactic nebulizer to penetrate the deflector shield…

Oh my. Needless to say, tonight I finally made it to the grocery store and have replenished our apple juice supply. They are happy to not have to drink only water anymore. (The nerve of a mom to offer her kids cold, clean, abundant water. You would think I had said “you can either have milk or pee” by their reaction). Now they can finally have their watered-down apple juice.

And, more importantly, the baby is beginning to breathe much better. Guess I’m going to have to find another scapegoat.

my addiction

I told myself I wasn’t going to do this. So they’re having a neighborhood yard saleI thought. I’ll go down, hang out, be with my parents and sister, shop a little. Be easy. I just had a yard sale in July. I don’t need to sell anything else. I’ll donate it.

Then I thought, well, maybe I’ll just sell a few things. And before I know it, I’m searching my house for things to add to my plastic bins full of junk. I no longer see the items in my home as useful. They are turning into quarters before my very eyes. Could I get 50 cents out of that? Yea, maybe. My heartbeat quickens as I picture them coming by the car fulls, rummaging through my valuable crap. As I price my items, I imagine the buyer trying to talk me down from a dollar to 50 cents and I hear myself saying “Not yet. It’s too early.” Ha. I dare them to try to get 50 cents out of me, those cheapskates.

And I become a woman crazed. What happened to being easy? Going down to hang out? Its just. Not. Possible. Because its a neighborhood yardsale. They will come in droves with their fanny packs full of quarters and ones. And I just can’t help myself.

Must sell. Must sell. Must. Sell…..

starting young

It’s from Emmy night, the stars on the red carpet. (If you click on it, you can see it better). I like to look at all the pretty dresses (who cares about the Emmys?) On of my girls wanted to look at my “mazagine” too…I asked her which dress was her favorite. She picks the 3 on the right and then says, “Look at alllll theeeese Barbies!”

I hadn’t thought of it, but it’s true. They do all look like Barbies (or as she would say, ‘bobbies’). Except if you look closely, Eva Longoria’s head looks freakishly big in comparison to Katherine Heigl’s. That’s because real women AREN’T ALL THE SAME HEIGHT. There’s got to be at least a foot difference between them. But you certainly wouldn’t know it from the magazine.

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