how the end is like the beginning

I had to force myself to cut the tag off the shorts. I don’t buy shorts anymore because I am emotionally allergic to the cellulite. You know. But I bought the shorts because, hello? we live in the South and it is hot with a capital H-O-T down here. So I bought the shorts with every intention of returning them. But then, I realized I needed them one percent more than I hated them.

But the worst part of the shorts? They are two sizes bigger than they were the last time I wore shorts. And I blame it all on the book.

I blame a lot of things on the book – my overwhelming fear of failure, my unpredictable crying fits, my dirty dishes, my lack of motivation to come up with a meal plan. And now, my two-sizes-bigger shorts. I told The Man the other day how the last nine months have been some of the most emotional of my life and it’s no wonder because, you know, the book and all. And he smiled and listened. He didn’t seem surprised at my declaration of emotional hardship and this uncovering of dormant insecurity that has been taking place. After all, my book is all about the hiding, the uncovering, and finally, the rescue. He reminded me of that, in his own way.

And then I started to cry and said maybe I don’t have my ducks in a row enough. Or maybe I’m not praying enough or quiet enough or brave enough or whatever enough. He reminded me that God doesn’t look for lined up ducks, but for the smallest bit of faith, the kind that rolls around with mustard seeds. The kind you can hardly see. Because he takes that kind of faith and does miracles with it so that nobody could look at it and say Oh, well of course she could do that because she has it so together. Have you seen her ducks?! Instead, he does things through and with people so that they will say I never could have done that on my own. I don’t even have any ducks.

This is how the end of this manuscript writing journey is a lot like the beginning. Because at the beginning, I wrote this post. And now, I’m wearing shorts and talking about ducks. This process has been bookended by crazy. Aren’t  you thankful for the guest posters that are holding this place together while I am a lunatic person?

Seriously, I have three weeks until it’s due. I will be ready, even though I know all the crazy talk might say a different thing. Even with all of the insecurities that have been smoked out in this process, I am learning to embrace my frail humanity and receive grace as it is offered. Thank you for your part in the extension of that grace with your constant encouragement, prayers, and friendship. Tomorrow I’ll post a sweet poem by a new blog friend Kristina. She’s a twin and her husband is a twin too, so I automatically like her.

in which my first guest poster could be a movie star

I want to thank those of you who have submitted or are planning to submit a guest post. It will help so much in these final weeks before my deadline. I have been so encouraged at your support and willingness to help. I will have my first guest post up sometime next week. I won’t always announce that fact, but there is something I just had to say about this girl. Y’all. Look at this:

That’s Kimberly, my first guest poster from Find Time for Tea on the left and Kimberly Williams from Father of the Bride on the right. I know. They have the same name. What? And if you disagree with me and try to tell me they do not look alike, I will simply tell you that I am skilled in these things. I see numbers as people, letters as colors and movie stars in everyone I meet. It is a gift.

So look out for Kimberly sometime next week. I would have just mentioned this at the end of her post, but I didn’t want to junk it all up. Carry on with your regular weekend activities. I went to the rich people Goodwill with my mom and sister today. I bought lots of shirts. Good times.

four wears a tuxedo

Since my post about the circle calendar, I have read a little more about synesthesia. I discovered another thing I do that I never really realized until now: my numbers have a personality. Not only do I see them in color in my mind, I see them as people. I know. But I also know some of you do, too. Here is my cast of characters, in the order in which they appear.

While One is young and stubborn (he doesn’t like to share his toys),

Two seems more compliant, a sweet, loving little boy.

Three sounds sweet and girly, red ribbons in her hair;

Four wears a tuxedo and clearly has black hair.

Five is round and jolly, named Santa Claus or Clyde,

Six is rather boring, green with envy, filled with pride.

Seven is eccentric, transgendered and quite kind;

Eight is wise beyond her years; elegant, refined.

Nine is strong, responsible, and supportive of her lover;

And Ten, though courting Nine by day, at night flirts undercover.

I’m already regretting hitting publish on this one. But it’s worth exposing in the hopes that I find others. So speak up. And don’t even try to tell me that 10 is trustworthy because he most certainly. is. not. He is green and he is bad news.

in which i prove my crazy

Last night, I read/watched this post by Laura Frantz. In it, she describes how she recently discovered that her daughter associates each letter of the alphabet with a color. So I’m thinking, Doesn’t everyone do that? But when Laura seemed surprised about it, I thought, Hmm, maybe everyone doesn’t do that.

So then I looked up the super fancy word that she says that is (grapheme – color synesthesia) and realized there are all different types of this -esia. One is called spatial-sequence synesthesia and relates with how people see numbers in their mind, or/also the days and months of the year. If you don’t do it, you’ll have no idea what I’m talking about. But to me, the months of the year go around an imaginary, slightly oval clock face, counter clockwise.

If I were better at graphicy stuff, I would have made this tilted in space, where the winter months are slightly higher than the summer ones. My view is standing on top of each month and moving through each one as time passes. So in January, I look down to see June. I have written them pretty much as I see them, including the size. I would have included their colors, but I got lazy. I put a star between December and January because there is actually a huge gap between the two, in my mind.

When I think of springtime, I think to myself Wow, I can’t believe we’re so far to the left! When I think of it being May, I picture us sliding down May right into June. August is always capitilized and is kind of a line, up a down (even though it sits in a circle). In September, I always think of how we’re moving back up. October is bigger than November, and December, January and February are always kind of crammed together (though separated by a huge gap, of course).

Laura tells me the letters-as-a-color thing runs in families. Maybe this does, too? Do you do anything like this? What are the colors of your alphabet? How do you see the year? Do you think I’m crazy?

the most unwelcome family

Worry is a thief, Fear is a liar, and Anxiety is their trembling, furrowed browed baby. They show up rude without an invite, that crying baby keeping me up all night. I’ve been coddling her too much lately. It’s time to put her down and kick that dysfunctional family out. Are you sick of me talking about them yet? Because I sure am. Thankful today for new mercies, different perspectives and a safe place to hide..

a book writing update

My biggest fear in writing this book is that it will be too much: too cheesy, too serious, too silly, too theological, too personal, too generic, too much. And also not enough. And oh, by the way, poorly written. And also irrelevant. So I guess you add up all those fears and you get the biggest one. Failure. I’m pretty much being forced to live the very thing I write. That’s when I start to wish I were writing about needing to learn how to eat Oreos or watch ridiculous TV or how to relax on a beach. Wouldn’t you want to read that book?

I would do well to consider my own reminder, currently up at (in)courage. It takes two and a half seconds to remember the truth. Really, I timed it. Go see?

Jif and Jam

One of my favorite things about my girls starting kindergarten at our neighborhood school has been the families we are beginning to meet. Take these guys, for example.

jif and jam

This is Jif and his wife, Jam. I’ve gotten to know them so well over the past two months. In fact, we chat it up every morning around 7 am. Or, if I’m really feeling sociable, at 8pm the night before school. Good friends, those two. They have a daughter, Sunmaid.

sunmaid

She’s so cute. And she really wanted a dog for a pet just like my kids. But Jif’s allergic.

goldfish

They got goldfish instead.

Blog Widget by LinkWithin